Below lies a SPOILER for "The Middleman" episode 6, "The Boy-Band Superfan Interrogation." Stay far, far away if you wish to remain pure for Monday's festivities. But if you must know a tidbit of what's to come -- RIGHT NOW! -- then read on:

Varsity Fanclub: popular boy band, or the root of all evil?

Below lies a SPOILER for episode 3, "The Sino-Mexican Revelation." Stay far, far away if you wish to remain pure for tonight's festivities. But if you must know a tidbit of what's to come now, then
read on:

There are three things you must know before meeting Sensei Ping:

1. Never ask his age.
2. Never ask why he wears a Mexican wrestler mask.
3. Never, EVER bring up the Clan of the Pointed Stick.

And, even if you do follow these three rules to a T, there's no guarantee he won't take a disliking to you and hit you with his infamous Wu-Han Thumb of Death.

Whoa, slow down there, cowboys and cowgirls! Just where do you think you're going? Are you SURE you want to know an exclusive secret about the next episode of "The Middleman?" If you're absolutely positive, then read on. But if you're not — stay away from these SPOILERS!

Now, if only the non-spoilerphobic among us remain, I can get to the dirt on one sultry, scary demoness.

Who is Roxy Wasserman?

Ever hear of "The Middleman" before the commercials appeared on ABC Family? It first debuted as a comic book in July of 2005. And now, in just a few days, it'll come to life on your TV screen.

The million-dollar question: Just how good is the adaptation?

"The Middleman" hasn't even premiered yet, and it's already getting a ton of buzz. The fan response is strong and the reviews are glowing, especially regarding the show's spectacular cast.