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ABC Family: Brigitte Dale ketchupit

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brigitte dale - ketchupit

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Do you have extra ketchup? I know I do. Squirt it on things, and feel good help the earth as you do it!

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CradleDuck's picture

recycling tip: if u clean out the ketchup bottle and fill it with pancake batter, u can use it as a squirt bottle to make perfect pancakes!

Votey.Voterton's picture

That was a really funny way to get people to put ketchup in their hair! Though anything is a good idea if it makes it look fancy.

Votey Voterton

bhcook567's picture

Wow, ketchup hair. Maybe ketchup-ing your bangs before wearing a hat would do... something... good. ???
I MIGHT try these things if I ever had any leftover ketchup in my house, but my husband takes care of that problem for me.

- - Jim Murphy's picture

Another use: Make a Ketchup Pie topped with whipped cream. Then take it to a party where everyone is getting giddy. Ask the most sauced person there if he likes pie. He'll suspect that you want to pie him, but he's probably thinking that the pie is either lemon meringue or lemon custard or pumpkin, so he won't object (too much). Then, when you pie him, glance back at the look of horror on everyone's face when their friend's face is covered in red. Hilarious!

Brigitte - - Kudos for catching the dangling participle! I personally would never spray a dog.

SPOTTED: A skunk scampering away from Brigitte's place, screaming to its mate, "AAUGH! Ethel... Tell me, quick... what gets the smell of ketchup out of fur? This lady and her dog are ketchup obsessed!"

Last thought: This episode takes the cake... or at least the hot dog bun. I can only wonder what Patrick from many moons ago might have said when he saw Brigitte with ketchup in her hair. Conversely, I wonder if he would clean up his act if we threw him into a blob of ketchup!

Simme's picture

Joe it's high in acid.

Joe436's picture

I wonder what they put in ketchup to give it the ability to do all those things and what is it doing to my insides?

Joe

SimpsonDG's picture

"Just throw your jewelry into a big blob of ketchup!" I'll bet that's the first time in history that anyone has ever uttered that particular sentence.

linh.nguyen's picture

haha, hilarious. actually demonstrating ketchup hair repair is pure gold =)

AleXinBue's picture

Ha, ha. I can´t belive that´s ketchup on your hair. You´re a great illusionist.
Great video. Wink

Your videos get me upside down

NoSheDidnt's picture

It looked like you had a great time making this video.

Have you ever put ketchup on Maddy?

ThisIsntHeinz's picture

You know, it hasn't been proven that randomly squirting ketchup on everything is a bad thing.

(((PS. You'd totally be my hero... if that was Heinz...)))

aza's picture

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAA HA!!!!!!!!!!!! Brilliant! Yeah, 40 years from now you'll be sitting there with your grandkids on your knee lookin at the interwebs and they'll say "why you puttin sauce in your hair Grandma? Thats just silly!". And we love you the more for it. Can you do a show about custard??

Esther-Jane's picture

Fantastic tips! Maybe next time you can tell us how to use up all the half used mustard bottles in the fridge??