my, what big teeth you have! -- episode 2 SPOILER ALERT!

Whoa, slow down there, cowboys and cowgirls! Just where do you think you're going? Are you SURE you want to know an exclusive secret about the next episode of "The Middleman?" If you're absolutely positive, then read on. But if you're not — stay away from these SPOILERS!

Now, if only the non-spoilerphobic among us remain, I can get to the dirt on one sultry, scary demoness.

Who is Roxy Wasserman?

She's a lot of things, really. She's a famous fashionista single-handedly keeping fur in style. She's an unforgivable boss. And she's a ... well, why don't we let Wendy and the Middleman explain?

Wendy: So, the Devil actually does wear Prada ... .
MM: That's no devil. That's a succubus.

Why would Wendy and the Middleman be visiting a den of camera-toting succubi? Well, the big green cheese comes up against his one and only weakness -- the supernatural -- and he and Wendy must seek help from a very special consultant who just happens to be a reformed soulless seducer.

Will Roxy live up to her reformed status and help our heroes, or will the demon in her make things harder for Team Middleman to stop an earth elemental from dooming the human race to a thousand years of fire and pain?

Post your predictions below, or just comment as you watch "The Accidental Occidental Conception" on Monday night, starting at 10/9c, only on ABC Family!