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ABC Family: The Middleman who is that masked man? episode 3 spoiler!

who is that masked man? episode 3 spoiler!

who is that masked man? episode 3 spoiler!

Below lies a SPOILER for episode 3, "The Sino-Mexican Revelation." Stay far, far away if you wish to remain pure for tonight's festivities. But if you must know a tidbit of what's to come now, then
read on:

There are three things you must know before meeting Sensei Ping:

1. Never ask his age.
2. Never ask why he wears a Mexican wrestler mask.
3. Never, EVER bring up the Clan of the Pointed Stick.

And, even if you do follow these three rules to a T, there's no guarantee he won't take a disliking to you and hit you with his infamous Wu-Han Thumb of Death.

Tonight, the most lethal man alive arrives to train Wendy Watson to be a killing machine -- if he doesn't end up killing her first. Ping's need for order and ritual don't exactly agree with the laid-back ways of our favorite feisty snark machine.

Watch ABC Family tonight at 10/9c to see Mark Dacascos of "The Iron Chef" and "Brotherhood of the Wolf" (Rated R) don the black-and-yellow mask of Sensei Ping and face down countless dangers, including: a cage of light, hundreds of Luchadores, and, worst of all -- Wendy's broken-down old car.

Have you ever taken any sort of martial-arts training?

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O2STK's picture

Sensei Ping Rules. Please bring him back. "Sensei Piiiiiiing."

77mini's picture

If Sensei Ping yells "Alei Cuisine!" or takes a huge bite out of an apple, his cover will be blown...