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What are your favorite Greek quotes?

karensand's picture

I re-watched War and Peace from Season 1 last night...here is one little gem:

When Rusty is taped to the wall (compliments of the Omega Chi's)....
Cappie and all the KT's are standing below, watching the slow, painful "untaping."
Officer Huck walks up:
Cappie: "Officer Huck! Hey! Hows the .. uh... how's the fungus comin' along?"
Huck: "Save it. Is this one of yours?" (toward Rusty)
Cappie "Best and Brightest."
Huck: "Who's responsible for this prank? I want names."
Cappie: "It's actually a physics experiment." (Looks at Huck... pauses). "Yeah. Gone awry."
Huck: "Physics experiment?"
Cappie: "Yah. How heat affects the molecular structure of load-bearing adhesives, which as I'm sure you...know....(touching him on the shoulder) creates a highly volatile result set." Looks at Rusty and shouts..."Spitter, you OK, buddy? You hang in there, OK?"

Blimekid's picture

Gah they give Cappie the best lines!

graceblue23's picture

Yes! Totally loved the geek-tastic smack talk from Rusty and Dale.

One of my favorite LOL moments from the finale is the literal "crickets" when Cap announces to the KT's that they'll be pulling a prank with the Omega Chi's.

Say goodnight, Gracie

itzme752's picture

I loved Cappie in the mid-season finale
"I found this in our chimney.....along with the entire cast of a Bugs Life"

Oh and the banter between Rusty and Dale was the BEST!!
Rusty: "I need your half of the cable bill it's due today"
Dale: "Today? You could have told me a little sooner you know?"
Rusty: "I wrote you a message in my grant project notes, I'm surprised you didn't see it."
Dale: "For the love....you know what? I appologized for that already even though I don't think I have anything to appologize for!"
Rusty: "Oh if this is you back with God I think I like the Godless Dale better."
Dale: "I'll be mute when I win the aviation grant"
Rusty: "When you win? I have a shot too you know?"
Dale: "I seen your notes remember and I know you still haven't gotten your wire to reconduct."
Rusty: "Actually that same night my self healing wire turned on for a full 3 minutes."
Dale: "Three minutes?"
Rusty: "Just like you're mother."

Dale: "Hey Russ, or should I say anchor, that's a sweet light bulb if I clap twice will it turn on?"
Rusty: "Hey Dale if I'm the anchor then you're the canker.....sore.....in my mouth!"
Dale: "Yeah Rusty I bet you do have canker sores from all the unsavory women you've made out with!"
Rusty: "At least I didn't lose my virginity to our land-lady and then ask her to marry me!"

hollowmeadow's picture

Hahahahahaha!!! I LOVED those scenes with them. Jacob and Clark did a fantastic job.

I look into your eyes and fall in love all over again.
Cappie & Casey <3

jlb862's picture

She may be afraid of trees, but when push comes to shove she doesn't let you drink the shampoo. No matter how good it smells - Evan Chambers

Trouble in the Cartwright Clan ... paging Danny Tanner. - Cappie

karensand's picture

In the Chapter 5 Finale, when Casey tries to help Cappie and Evan identify a common enemy:

Casey: "Cappie, who do KT's HATE the most?"
Cappie: "Ryan Seacrest. (dramatic pause) Oh wait. No. Officer Huck!"

Casey to Evan: "And Evan, who do the Omega Chi's hate the most?"
Cappie (interrupting): "Liberals."

As usual, Cappie's timing was impeccable. I was LMAO.

kjkonkin's picture

I Have a new one - delivered by Max, actually - said after Casey's awkward setup of Max & Cappie @ Dobblers. Said as they are getting up to go:

Cappie: Ya, good luck paving that driveway.
Max: (fumbling for a good comeback) Ya...good luck...with your...extensive jewelry collection.

To Thine Own Self Be True

graceblue23's picture

How about Cappie's turning Evan's "joke" around?

"Cleanliness is next to Cappie-ness, and you don't want to piss off Cappie!"

Say goodnight, Gracie

zarz87's picture

So this isn't really a quote but I like the moment in this episode where Cappie and Evan are fighting and Beaver screams out Cappie and runs like hell to get to him!!!

Lilmisswhatever's picture

OH and end of last season when Calvin kisses Grant at the End of the World party and throws the purity ring hitting Wade(is that right) and he says "Pericous my pericous" like Lord of The Rings
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Andy- "What flavor is this?"
Beaver- "Beer(in a duh tone) freshman"

Riely * Nicole *

Lilmisswhatever's picture

whenever Ashleigh called Rebecca "you"
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Laura- "Those B!tches!"
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Mr. Reid- "Kinda scrawny for a football star huh? must make it up in speed"
Mr.Cartwright(sp?)- "You play football?"
Rusty- "No he's messing me up with Jordan's ex....he thinks im Andy.
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Nerd- "Hey look it anchor"
Cappie- "Wait a minute Spitter is your nickname, hey he's spitter cause he spit on a girl(something like that)
Nerd0-"Yeah but he's called anchor cause of his low grade i O Chem"(laughs)
Cappie- "Wow I think i just witness my first nerd on nerd hazing"
(i got into Greek like last season only seen bits and part of the older seasons but i am addicted now lol)

Riely * Nicole *

zarz87's picture

My favorite comment!
EVAN: Too bad you couldn't look after Casey
BEAVER: Oh he took care of her all right - all night long during rush.

Luccccy-_0's picture

Ahhh, way too many, but a few favorites:

Cappie: Here, go get the pizza.
Rusty: But what if it's the Omega Chis?!
Cappie:...Then tip them poorly.
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Cappie: Tell me, Rusty. Is the rumor true?
Rusty: What rumor?
Cappie: Your blind taste test. Do the Cartwright kids prefer Maxwell House over Folgers? And when I say Maxwell House, I mean Max. And when I say Folgers, I mean Cappie.
Rusty: 0_0...Oh, my god. Are you jealous of Max?
Cappie: Tch. No. Only his fresh-roasted aroma.
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And, of course, the infamous:

Casey: I know where I want to be in 10 years...Do you?
Cappie: ...I wanna be with you.

I swear, I must have seen that episode like 20 times and that line still manages to make me melt. Heart eyes

Juicyluvr09's picture

My favorite quote was from season one by my favorite Cappie when he was stopped by Casey and Rusty who was dressed in what i would call an Evan Chambers closet attack because Rusty needed help finding a date and Cappie says "Casey!! he looks like he's about to overdose on khaki!"

abcfamilyfan12's picture

Some of my favorites:

Ashleigh(while drunk to some guy at Dobblers): Did you steal that shirt from Blues' Clues?

Evan: Why do you feel the need to call me by my full name?
Cappie: I like it, makes you seem like a comic book villian...(later on in that same scene)...first I'm not trustworthy now I'm the runt of the society, Evan Chambers you dastardly menace...you've got me questioning everything.

Rusty(at the speed dating): Yes I'm in a frat but we prefer the term fraternity, you wouldn't call your country...

Cappie: I need a stud finder
Beaver:(looks on his belt for one): beep...beep...beepbeepbeep.
Cappie: Hahaha...you found me, I'm a..stud

Rebecca: I have new respect for Chelsea Clinton
Cappie: Me too, now that she grew into her face she's foxy.

There are a few others that I can't really think of right now but those are definitely some good ones, in my opinion.

graceblue23's picture

Wow, there are a ton! I've been recapping the 1st chapter, so these are fresh in my mind:

The first is from the pilot, and it's more of a visual joke, but it's when Rusty comes back to his dorm room after rush to find two notes. One is a formal invite from the Omega Chi’s to join them at a bid party at Doblers. The second is a sticky that reads, “Rusty, you’re a Kappa Tao, Cappie”.

Casey:...oh by the way I'm totally happy dressing like Donna Karan’s skanky little sister.
Ashleigh: Wow
Casey: I know, right?, verbatim almost.

Cappie to Rusty after Casey's "make over": Okay, where'd you park your yacht?

Frannie: Ashley, if I find one drop of paint on the floor, I’ll gut you.

Dale: These are my Purity Pledge brothers, it's like a fraternity but for God!

Cappie: they’re indisposed…undisposed?…predisposed? They’re up in my room doing it.

Casey: It's not just sex, it's his first time
Cappie: Okay, it'll be brief, but still...

Casey: Posters and T-shirts are great if this were 1985 and we all had feathered hair, but I straighten my hair, Rebecca, because I’m serious.

Ben Benet: So, David gets stoned with the philistines?
Dale: No, David smote the philistines with a stone…it’s totally different.

Casey: I thought you dropped this class?
Cappie: Me too.

Casey: You can stay here with your refreshing refreshments and monkey wrenches.

Dale: What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like that?

Wade, after being handed his toothbrush by Cappie: Why does it taste like corn chips and feet?

Cappie: The truth is I wouldn't trade my time with Casey for anything.
Rusty: Not even the Naughty Nurse?
Cappie: *waits a beat* Ah, that would explain the stethoscope.

Rusty: Is there anyway I can get in sooner?
Cappie: Do you have AAA?
Rusty: Would it matter?
Cappie: Nah.

Dale: Got milk, Rusty? (Opens the fridge ridge to reveal it stocked with half gallon milk cartons, all with Dale’s name on them)

Cappie: This is like a slumber party with Jack Bauer.
Rebecca: I know how hard you work to make people think nothing bothers you.
Cappie: Stop! I'll tell you where the nukes are!

Dale: When I first met you, Rusty, I thought you were a cool guy who cared about important stuff like Comic Con and Nuclear Physics.

Casey: I'm going to stick with the cute guy with the boring cup.
Cappie: Well, that's what they said at Jonestown.

Egyptian Joe: I could watch Beaver inhale wood all day.

Cappie to Evan: Loading up on wine coolers for your American Girls spring fashion party?

Beaver: Turns out, one of the girls is allergic to gelatin.
Ben Benet: There's still one girl.
Cappie: Two girls is art, one girl is just weird.

Cappie upon arrival at the O Chi Party: Good Lord, it’s like we died and went to Gossip Girl.

Say goodnight, Gracie

kdey23's picture

I missed out on a lot of good television because I had friends. --Cappie

Kdey

orange508's picture

i have two..
kap: head a loot of stupids back there
rusty:trying to figure out how i can go the rest of the year without seeing my sister
kap:"trouble in the cartwright clan?" "paging Danny Tanner"

another one!!!

The dean as he's leaving after the purge...

kap asks "why am i here with all these over achievers???"

dean say's..." kappie you're here because "NOTHING TEACHES MORE ABOUT WHO WE ARE THAN SEEING OURSELVES IN THE PEOPLE WE LEAST EXPECT.
loved that

paulineb54's picture

I am a super die hard Cappie and Casey fan, but the best line for me was a scene with Casey & Max:

Casey: So if the light were seeing, is millions of years old, then the star might already be dead?
Max: But it's not just the stars that are in the past, it's everything, even you looking at me now.
Casey: So your not you..
Max: No, I'm me, but you're seeing me a billionth of a second ago
Casey: So everything is history and relationships are just memories
Max: Except the light
Casey: Which is in its own present, our past and someone else's future

Claire-23's picture

Well of course, the Casey & Cappie epic ones...
'No other girl in the world compares to you,'
'I know where I wanna be in ten years, do you?' 'I wanna be with you'
'If it's meant to be, eventually it will be'
'You can always go back to your soulmate, that's what makes them a soulmate'
And then there are the others like...
'your so nice and carefree and beach babe beautiful, I feel like I'm in a tampon commercial' lol
and in the pilot when Cappie says, 'well Evan, we Kappa Tau boys spend so much time with our clothes off, I just figured, why bother,' lol Big smile
Greek is just so funny, there are those little comments that have you in histerics he he Big smile x

[Cappie/Casey <3]
[Ricky/Amy <3]
[Damon/Emily <3]

Chloegayfacemoon's picture

My fave quote is when Cappie said "If you want to live in a democracy, don't buy store bought rice crispy treats!"
lol its the episode where they have the old folks home weekend!
=D

orange508's picture

yea loved that!!

Gaki's picture

I've so many favorites quotes in Greek !
A few weeks ago ...
Huck : GTA is the devil !

Can someone tell me exactly what Cappie said when he advised Rusty to keep the hope?

capp_and_case's picture

"Stop making me so crazy"
"Stop being there when I need you"
Gahh in the season finale i really really hope they get together. Anyways yeah i love those two quotes.

BarakDaSnide1's picture

Casey: Stop being there when I need you.

This proves women have no idea what they want.

"I can only be, what you want me not to be.
So stop wanting me to change and it'll happen."

cait mayes's picture

officer huck (or whatever...): "everyone skeedaddle! before i get righteous!"
ha i laughed out loud!

jlf205's picture

I loved all of those listed already, but I recently laughed out loud in the last episode where Calvin was running around in his boxers and Cappie says, "What? Are the Omega Chi's hazing actives now?"

I absolutetly loved the Gilmore Girls comment, also. Greek is the first show that has come remotely close to taking its place for me. Smiling

I also love all the jabs at Evan, like "Evan and the Chipmunks" "Good vs. Evan" "Evalyn".

dkentwal's picture

Cappie: we're a bit lite in the polimer sciences
the eppisode when rusty cheats on his final

hollowmeadow's picture

I have so many:
Casey: I know where I wanna be in ten years. Do you?
Cappie: I wanna be with you.
Cappie: It's torture watching the girl of your dreams on the arm of some other guy.
Casey: Kissing a boy on the beach was eleven on my list, thanks for the help. (looks down and it ends at ten with skinny dipping)
Cappie: Who said it's over?
Cappie: The truth is, I wouldn't trade my time with Casey for anything.
Casey: Maybe it is fate.
Cappie: You can always go back to your soulmate, that's what makes them a soulmate.
Cappie: If it's meant to be, eventually it will be.
Cappie: Because no other girl in the world compares to you!
Casey: In all honestly, I was a little jealous.
Ashleigh: *sighs* Shocker.
Cappie: We're all adults here. Why don't we just say what we're all thinking... Why the hell did they cancel Gilmore Girls?
Cappie: Good God, this campus is incestuous.
Patrick: Cappie, what are you doing here?
Cappie: I go here... occasionally.
Ashleigh: What is the common point in all these different love triangles? Cappie.
Casey: Something happened. I almost died because of that manhole. *laughs*
Casey: But almost dying in that manhole made me realize that I could die at any time... I've been waiting to feel the way with Max that I've always felt with you. And if it's the end of the world, I wanna be with you.
Casey: But he just believes in letting things figure themselves out. He calls it karmic synergy... Um, it kind of works. And he's not stupid enough to think that he can do this for the rest of his life. He's just going to do this for as long as he can because he loves it... And he's a lot smarter than we all know.
Max: Do you still have feelings for him?
Casey: ...I don't think anything is going to happen between us either, Max.
Casey: You're the perfect guy, Max. Just not for me.
Max: I saw them come out of a closet together and then she dumped me.
Casey: I can't be with Max knowing I really wanna be with Cappie.
Ashleigh: So Casey broke up with Max... because of you.
Ashleigh: And she's gonna break up with the next guy because of you and the guy after that and she's gonna keep doing it because for some odd reason, you're the one she's supposed to be with.
Ashleigh: It's the End of the World, Cap. What are you going to do?

You can tell that I just absolutely adore Cappie and Casey (especially the finale).

I look into your eyes and fall in love all over again.
Cappie & Casey <3

mmb612's picture

Do you know where/when this came from? I don't remember....it's driving me nuts!
Cappie: The truth is, I wouldn't trade my time with Casey for anything.

hollowmeadow's picture

I think it's the one after the ten years talk, the one with the lunch buffet.

I look into your eyes and fall in love all over again.
Cappie & Casey <3

graceblue23's picture

Yeah, it's Separation Anxiety, first chapter, episode eight.

Say goodnight, Gracie

slylumi's picture

Cappie: Man this campus is incestuous
Play hacky sack while the sun shines

PledgeLeonorOmegaChi's picture

My favorite because it is philosophically sound is when Casey said, "The world isn't black and white like it was in high school. In the real world, you have shades of gray." Paraphrasing it but I loved that quote when she was explaining staying with Evan.

Pandaland4's picture

I haven't been here in like the LONGEST but mine has to be when Cappie, Casey, and Evan are standing together and Cappie says..."Look, we're all adults, lets just say what we're really thinking." "Why the hell did they cancel Gilmore Girls!?!"

Pxndx

greeklawfan's picture

I love that quote too! I laughed out loud. So funny. Classic Cappie. Plus, I am a huge Gilmore Girls fan. My absolute favorite has to be when Casey says "I know where I want to be in ten years. Do you?," and Cappie replies, "I want to be with you." So sweet! "Because no other girl in the world compares to you" is a close second, though.

CappieLover3's picture

my favorite Greek quote is without a doubt "Because no other girl in the world compares to you" Cappie says it to Casey in season 2 episode 19. I think it's super cute. :')

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