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Basic

My favorite celebrity

None, specifically. But I'll say Matt Keeslar for obvious reasons, and Natalie Morales because she kicks butt. Jeremy Irons is awesome too. Anyone from the Harry Potter movies, except Umbridge. Oh yeah, Patrick Dempsey, too.

My favorite show

A lot of cartoons, Scooby Doo, Avatar, THE MIDDLEMAN, almost anything Disney.

My top 3 people I admire

My parents, duh, for always being there, professional athletes who don't do stupid things with the incredible sums of money they make, and TV scriptwriters for having enough courage to pitch their ideas. If it weren't for them we'd have no entertainment in this world.

My hometown

A Place in Pennsylvania

Words I live by

Hold the mayo. Or hold the onions. Literally and figuratively. Nothing over the top for me. The Middleman says them both, so it's all good.

Something I want you to know about me

I am the world's coolest dork. Hands down. Oh, and my username reflects who I was when my English class acted out Hamlet and the Slick part is an inside joke from freshman year. I was going to be FireballTech, combining my 2 Middleman nicknames, but decided against it. Also, the only reason I created this user account was to ask Javier Grillo-Marxuach about the Middleman, and to try and get the word out that it;s in danger of cancellation, so watch it! Not that stupid Secret Life of the American Teenager show. Completely unoriginal. But I guess there's no REAL problem with it since it's on at a different time than the Middleman... But seriously, the Middleman is awesome.

My favorite bands

None, specifically. I'm not picky about tunes. But foreign techno is the best genre, so I guess O-Zone and Basshunter.

My favorite quote

"Never ask why he wears a Mexican wrestler's mask, never ask about his age, and never EVER bring up the Clan of the Pointed Stick." That and "Are you pregnant?" "Are you kidding?" "I'm as serious as Mao Ze Dong's heart attack. Now is there any chance you might be pregnant?" "Only with anticipation of what you're going to do with that tubey gizmo." "Seriously Dubby, no chance?" "I'm pretty sure-" "Pretty sure is not sure!" Unfortunately, I can't fit the rest of the quote in this box.

History

Member for

1 year 18 weeks